A Typical Conversation With My Husband

While watching Cutthroat Island...

Him (about the male lead): Is that Orlando Bloom?
Me: No.
Him: It looks like Orlando Bloom.
Me: No it doesn't.
Him: I think it's Orlando Bloom.
Me: This movie's old. Orlando Bloom was like four years old when it was made. (Okay, he was eighteen - my math is not so hot. But this actor looks like he's at least thirty).
Him: Go look it up.
Me: I know I'm right, you go look it up.
The actor takes off his wig.
Him: Oh, that's Matthew Modine.